The holidays are upon us, so I thought I’d check on my stepson to see how he’s doing. Turns out he’s been feeling a little low because he’s still a virgin… he’s really cute, I don’t see why girls wouldn’t date him. Maybe if I can give him a little confidence boost he’ll come out of his shell… That’s it, I’m gonna make it my New Year’s resolution to make his come true! Sit back and relax honey… Mommy’s about to rock your fucking world.