Me and my wife agreed that I wouldn't say a word until she let me to. Okay, I'll admit, I had no idea what she was up to. Apparently, she went to the dirtiest possible block in our town and found there the biggest cock. I'm sure he rides a bike without a muffler in leather pants he hasn't washed in twenty years. I'm not used to being treated like that. But I'm not one to backtrack, either. Well, at least this adventure was one that will be remembered for the rest of the life… Maybe even your one.