It's been so long since I've seen you, and we sure have a lot to catch up on. You haven't seen my new house, or even met my boyfriend yet! Oops, did I forget to mention on the phone that I have a boyfriend now? I know we used to hook up back in the day, and I admit, you are still as hot as ever... But I'm really trying to be faithful to my boyfriend! However... if you're down for it, I have one idea on how we could have fun. Is masturbating together considered cheating?