We're going to a friends Christmas party, but I really don't know what to wear... I've asked you for help on deciding while I'm trying on stuff I haven't even worn since I got pregnant. Some things don't fit at all while others surprising fit perfectly. You obviously end up being no help at all on account all I've accomplished is turning you on. I make fun of you the entire time, and tell you there is no time as we're running late anyways.

tags: Pregnant Humiliation Christmas