Why is it that I'm in such good shape and you are a fat, disgusting slob? If you want to be my bitch, you've got to start shaping up. And I have just the perfect way to start you on the path to wellness. A diet change. Yeah I think what you need is a diet of my sweaty, royal ass. I mean, think about how much wonders it will do for your disgusting self! You'll be smothered...you'll be forced to build lung capacity! Your chest will have to learn how to hold my weight on it! Even your disgusting taste buds are going to start learning about better quality things...like the taste of my sweaty ass compared to whatever the hell it is that you eat that made you that disgusting. Aren't I just the best? Sometimes I think I may be too kind to you. Now say 'thank you' to my sweaty ass and take a breath. Goddess Harley Your Last Smothering