The beach was so much fun. We played volleyball, and these really hot guys bought us drinks... Sorry, it was just really fun. Oh yeah I'm sure your depression nap was awesome too... Well maybe if you came out with me and my friends once in a while, you'd have a girlfriend by now. I'm just saying, it wouldn't be very hard for me to teach you how to have a good time... Okay fine, I promise I'll leave you alone if you give me a massage for a minute....

Starring Sidney Alexis