Never before in the history of adult entertainment has a biography been so sexy, so nasty, so utterly hilarious! You’ll cheer at her daring escape from her Soviet Homeland! You’ll gasp as Vanessa is mercilessly probed by two nutty Cossack guards! You’ll get excited when you’ll witness her initiation to the world of XXX movies! You’ll double over in peals of derisive laughter as she takes on the entire Soviet janitorial workforce in an orgy of Siberian proportions!